The world of fizzy pop

Fizzy pop league watchers all agreed the week 18 fixtures were tricky and the low scores this week only confirm this. Russ and Mike both drew blanks while Dan edged closer to top spot with a brace of points. But Bailes took full advantage of picking the games with a 4 point haul; the best of the week. Bailes’ scoring will have to improve if he is to catch, well anyone really.

 Eye brows were raised when the Ipswich game was listed a the 6 point fixture, the Tractor Boys were 20 games unbeaten at home. The fact no-one predicted the correct result may justify its selection as the weeks most difficult fixture.

 The Fizzy Pop league’s Champs and Chumps are below. They have each won a bottle of fizzy pop of their choice (from cola, red, green or blue raspberry only), if they contact the fizzy pop team and ask for it. So give us a call chaps, we only stock diet soft drinks!

Champs

Tony Pulis

The Stoke manager masterminded 4 goal demolition of Wolves at Molineaux. Can he steer the Potters to the Premier League or will he be tempted to by the vacancies at so called “bigger clubs” Coventry City and Southampton.

 Pulis – He loves his fizzy pop too!

Kevin Bond -

His team may have made their last fizzy pop appearance but no-one told his players! The Cherries went into administration last week and may be wound up before the end of the season, meaning Portsmouth may soon be the second biggest team on the South Coast, but their 4 goals at Luton saw them reduce that 10 point deduction to 7.

Chumps

Ray Ranson -

“I’ve just bought a club which is millions in debt, in a relegation dog-fight and in the chaviest part of the midlands; how can I turn it around? I know I’ll sack the manager!” An insight into the Cov chairman’s mind just before he fired Iain Dowie. The next idiot into the Ricoh hot-seat will only ask him for cash to buy better players, why not keep Dowie and give it to him?

Darren Ferguson -

Blaming the referee for his and his teams shortcomings against Wrexham; like father like son. We are sure none of your players were involved in that 20 man brawl Darren. Hang on 11 players aside…….

Ferguson – whinges like a girl