Bryan Robson sacked February 14, 2008
Posted by fizzypopteam in Gossip.Tags: Bryan Robson, Google, Quod Erat Demonstrandum, Sheffield United, Useless sack of spuds
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About feckin time!!
As a director of a company, if you act really really badly or perform in a way that is severely detrimental to the company you are acting for, you can be disqualified by Her Majesty’s courts from acting as a director for any company until the end of time….
Lucky for Bryan Robson Old Liz doesn’t wield this sort of legislative power over the FA , otherwise this cretin would have been struck off a long time ago.
Have you ever Googled ‘Bryan Robson’ and ‘useless idiot.’ No? Really? I have… you get 1580 hits. If you try Bryan Robson and excellent manager, you get 154…… Quod Erat Demonstrandum
As you’ve probably guessed by now, I’ve got a lot of time on my hands. I’ve done some thorough research today. Here is Bryan’s management record at all clubs and in all competitions;
Played 465
Won 167
Drawn 123
Lost 171
Now, the astute amongst you will have noticed that he lost more than he won! AND don’t forget, this is across 4 clubs and 14 years, so I don’t think im being selective. AND it also includes his spell at Middlesborough where, by miracle of miracles, he actually did o.k. Don’t forget Bryan has relegated every club he has managed to date, although the destination of Sheffield United next season is yet to be decided.
Bryan’s fate was sealed when he claimed that the Sheffield United fans that protested outside Bramall Lane following their sides 0-0 draw with Scunthorpe this weekend were in a ‘minority’ (well, I suppose 9999 out of 20,000 is technically a minority) and that the team would have won if the supporters had been behind them….woops
Protests outside Bramall Lane
Anyway, there will no doubt be some Bryan Robson fans out there. Please feel free to add your own two penneth. You need not worry, you won’t be missing the sight of his gormless face on ‘the Championship’ for long, as I have little doubt that he’ll be announced as Coventry City’s new manager in the morning!
A truly tragic record as a manager, I didn’t realise quite how bad!
I was listening to talk shite the other day and all the ex pro’s were saying he is highly respected for his management skills and he should not be sacked! What a joke!
Alan Shearer will be like that when he finally gets the Newcastle job… No charisma… Great playing career though.
Nice post.